1. August, 2009
- Eating regularly and substancially makes me feel great
- Icy mountain water is meant to be swam in
- Swimming without flippers is usually a waste of time
- Never loan your things to fat kids you don’t know
- Snorkling increases lung capacity
- Bees bring a lot of humor to life
- You’re not full until the plate is clean
- All of the plates.
- Inky night-time water is meant to be swam in
- The water is never as cold as you expect it to be
- The older the truck, the longer it runs
- The mule will not attempt those stairs
- And the mule broker suggests you read the fine print
- Before your crying daughter expects the mule to climb that flight of improvised stairs
- Nuclear submarines are worth every effort of hiding
- Dmitri and Yvgeny think your girlfriend is hot
- So don’t let the boat drift too far away after you dive off it
- Sleeping regularly and substancially makes me feel great
- Count your change when you buy something at the airport
- And haggle to your benefit after discovering the cashier’s arithmetic “mistake”
- There are also ticks in Crimea
- And they are drawn to my legs just like American and German ticks.
- I am delicious to ticks.
- Pelmeni are delicious to me.
- Sometimes a real, honest to god vacation is all you really need.
